Most people are under the impression that it's mainly about the the parrots, the hats, or the ability to say "Arrr" all the time without being socially outcast. This is all true. Upon reflection, however, it occurred to me that the absolute coolest thing about being a pirate is the lack of Anklyosaurus. There is not a single Anklyosaurus on my pirate vessel, and I, for one, intend on keeping it that way.
(image from http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/dinos/Ankylosaurus.html)
As long as we keep the seas free from this menace, we may still have hope, a chance for peace, and I've quite lost my mind.
-Matthew
2 comments:
At least you've still got your health.
mazel tov
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